If you follow me you may touch the butt.

HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT

turklet:

i actually died when i was 3 and that inspired me to audition for the voice

skybread:

tripnskip:

rubywhiterabbit:

ithilienn:

so my best friend got asked out yesterday by this guy she likes 

he was shirtless, painted as iron man, and burst in shouting

“WILL YOU BE MY PEPPER POTTS???!?!?”

yeah he’s a keeper

11/10 good job there

HE IS A TREASURE

CHERISH HIM LIKE A DRAGON

… I want one…

thatfunnyblog:

at least the internet has 0 calories

fuckyeahlaughters:

I found the most upsetting GIF.

slutsy:

i told my duck he looked like a loaf of bread 

this was his response 

lonelywhiteasian:

D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DROP THE TREBLE. *classical music starts playing* *skrillex is confused and homeless*

purpleturtlezflrs:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

peetasfakeleg:

onlyeverrory:

why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia 

because it does their job better than them

my history teacher used to mess with wikipedia when he gave us assignments

half my class had essays about how hitler was secretly in a relationship with stalin

IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW

nightlockandfoxes:

So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor” 

and all I can think about is

mishasminions:

hyphydollaz:

sesamestreethockey:

anrdew:

I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button

this has too many notes to be safe

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what part of the alphabet is the wettest?

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